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l.a. story 4 (the first date)

August 16th, 2013 § 2 comments

Poem #215 for Tommy Carney

 

You’re a Virgo?
That’s HOT!!!
The guy I am dating right now…
he is perfect,
except for the fact that he’s an Aries.
That is really all there is that is wrong with him.
But, you seem like a cool guy
so I don’t mind being on a date with you.
Virgos are yummy.
Don’t be dismayed by my boyfriend, though…
I am TOTALLY single.
In fact, after this date, I am going to a party
and my ex-boyfriend
(before this guy)
will be there
so, I would invite you but you can’t come
because I will be with him.
But please please don’t get the wrong impression.
Like I said,
he’s my boyfriend, not my boyfriend
because life is supposed to be happy
and I am getting old
and I want total happiness now.
I don’t care how much reality I need to blackout and ignore
I don’t care about what’s happening outside my world
because I am strong now
and I am not letting anything prevent me
from the happiness I deserve…
and that’s what life is all about
total happiness all the time.
So, that’s why I am single
and will be
regardless of how committed I am to a guy
regardless of how committed he is to me
because until he puts a ring on my finger
I am free to do whatever I want;
If I am worth it to him, to you,
then you’ll have to cage me up
lock me down
otherwise
why would I bother?
And I know what you’re thinking
and the answer is No.
If a man wants to be with me
he better not be with anyone else
that’s just an unacceptable break in trust.
I am worth it and he needs to prove
he is worth ME being committed to HIM
not the other way around.
Take my friend here,
who I will set your friend up with.
I know she blew him off twice
but she is a wanted woman
by all men
and they and your friend need to
fight for and fight over her.
And, I’m sorry,
you just don’t get it;
to say that she should give the same respect to men
as she deserves as a woman
is plain disrespectful in itself.
Clearly, you have NO idea how it is between men and women.
Clearly!!!.
Like, it’s called chivalry.
A woman owes a man NOTHING
until he proves he is willing to give her everything.
Whether you agree or not
that’s just how it is with men and woman.
But, I’m not like that.
I’m more like a man in my thinking
so, I’ll totally hang out with you again.
You deserve someone good like me…

af

(written with pen on paper…this time with witnesses!)

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