Rule Number One
Bartender is
Always
Right

Rule
Number Two
Fuck Jimmy Buffett

Rule Number Three
Hot sauce
Bubba’s
on everything
from seafood gumbo
to red beans rice ‘n’ fried chicken

“You here, ain’t you?
Then be here…
Welcome to the real world, son.”

And,
most importantly:

Rule Number
Four

You
Can’t Drink All Day
If
You
Don’t Start In The Morning!

“No storm ain’t gunna
blow us
away…
not anymore.”

af

(written night two at Coops)